lifeywifey:

Clint and Kate watching TV. 

An informercial comes on and the guy in the infomercial fucks up something spectacularly. 

Kate just looks at Clint and says “That’s kinda what it’s like being around you sometimes.”

And Clint is just amazed by how cold that was holy shit Kate what did I ever do to you

(via mccoyquialisms)


rromanoffs:

you can break my soul,
take my life away,
beat 
me,
hurt me,
kill me.

but for the love of god
don’t touch him.

[insp. x]

(via brainsbeautylungs)



thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

(via finallyfrontiered)


valiantspook:

slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?

someone was so blocked up that they had time to create this


staff:

communistbakery:

well no sir I don’t really have any “skills” per se, but one time I inserted a USB drive correctly on the first try

you’re hired

(via brainsbeautylungs)


thatshankthomas:

xtremecaffeine:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



Forever reblog

Well, she had to find SOMEONE to replace Shy Ronnie…

thatshankthomas:

xtremecaffeine:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

Forever reblog

Well, she had to find SOMEONE to replace Shy Ronnie…






greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

(via pls-be-quiet)


howidiotic:

friend: fall out boy has stupidly long song titles

me:

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(via pls-be-quiet)


jitterbugjive:

littlefuckinglesbian:

This saddens me so deeply

I just want to comment that this is a matter of trust and not necessarily rich vs homeless

Yes, I understand that the homeless need help, but there are in fact quite a lot of homeless people who are homeless because of severe lack of responsibility. By that I mean gambling addictions and drug addictions. I’ve had a homeless guy yell at me for giving him a burger when he was begging for money for food as he claimed. When a homeless person asks me for food money and there’s a mc donalds or a small shop like a 7 11 nearby I might offer to go in and get them something, but I never give out cash because I’m warey that they could be lying and might spend on something that wont help their situation.

The homeless need help, and help includes not enabling any addictions they may have.

When a person sees a homeless or poor looking person begging for money, they are going to be skeptical because they wont be sure if that money is really helping.

It’s easier to trust someone who is well dressed and seems well off because you can expect them to spend exactly on what they need to, they appear responsible and trustworthy especially if they are older.

So really I encourage people who feel that skepticism to reach out to the homeless and offer to buy them something small as opposed to giving them money, that way you know for sure you’re helping them get what they NEED and not what they want.

(via pls-be-quiet)


blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:


Halls has no chill

b y e

oh
my
god

blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:

Halls has no chill

b y e

oh

my

god

(via pls-be-quiet)