missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)


deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via pizza)


allisonagernt:

Allison Argent + Sass

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(via pizza)


official-news:

easternstatic:

official-news:

So, time for an actual fact: 

Studies have shown that if the school week was shortened students’ health would improve by 90% and they’d do better on big test. 

I really want help spreading this to school boards, school is on of the main reasons students are sad and stressed. 

can someone source this cause no one will buy it if the only proof is a tumblr post.

Happy

(via schekov)



Crystal Reed + Darren McMullen 

"That’s a big question. [But] yeah, I am in love, I’m definitely in love. She picked me up in a bar, actually. She walked by and just looked at me and smiled. I went, ‘Hey’ and she goes, ‘Hey’. I was just like, ‘Oh my God,’ she took my breath away. I’m not after a girlfriend so much, at this stage I’m after a life partner, I don’t really want to waste my time with someone who’s just filling in time. Things are going well. She’s incredible. I really look up to her. She’s inspiring.’ - Darren McMullen

(via archerprincess)


Q
Deucalion and Peter shoe shopping
Anonymous
A

deucalionpeter:

Prompts will be open for a lil while!

***

"Those are hideous," Peter states, walking up to Duke. Duke’s trying to find just one pair of shoes, and made the fatal mistake of bringing Peter along. The younger wolf has made snide comments about every shoe Deucalion’s looked at. “You had better taste when you were blind,” he continues, running a finger over a pair of sleek black shoes.

"Do be quiet," Duke says, barely resisting the urge to throw the damn shoe at Peter.

"You’re the one who asked me to tag along."

"It’s my biggest regret in life, now please leave me alone to find a pair of shoes.”

Peter sighs dramaticaly. “Alright, but don’t blame me when you come face-to-face with a threat and they kill themselves laughing over your hideous shoes…” he trails off.

Duke feels like throwing the entire shop at him. “Fine. You pick out a pair.”

Peter beams at him and picks up a pair of shoes pretty much identical to every pair he’s been looking at. He hands them over and says, “Practical and stylish. Now the threats will be so dazzled by your shoes they’ll forget to defend themselves and boom. They’re dead.”

Deucalion wonders how on Earth he ended up in a relationship with this ridiculous man and snatches the shoes from Peter. He mutters about murdering Peter as he walks over to go and pay for them. Never again is he going on any kind of shopping trip with Peter. Ever.



missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time

missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 

expressing my personal feelings about my body

i’ll make sure not to do that next time

(via archerprincess)



gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via scienceclassrebel)


You flirted with Sherlock Holmes?

(via collared-fantasies)


benedictervention:

itsjoja:

LOL!

Too funny!

(via collared-fantasies)